Hazel Camille Bradford knows shes a lot to takeand frankly, most men arent up to the challenge. If her army of pets and thrill for the absurd dont send them running, her lack of filter means shell say exactly the wrong thing in a delicate moment. Their loss. Shes a good soul in search of honest fun.Josh Im has known Hazel since college, where her zany playfulness proved completely incompatible with his mellow restraint. From the first night they metwhen she gracelessly threw up on his shoesto when she sent him an unintelligible email while in a post-surgical haze, Josh has always thought of Hazel more as a spectacle than a peer. But now, ten years later, after a cheating girlfriend has turned his life upside down, going out with Hazel is a breath of fresh air.Not that Josh and Hazel date. At least, not each other. Because setting each other up on progressively terrible double blind dates means theres nothing between them...right?