B&B

If you’ve ever thought, “What if two serial killers fell in love?” then Butcher and Blackbird is the darkly hilarious, twistedly romantic book to answer that question. Brynne Weaver delivers a story that’s equal parts macabre, laugh-out-loud funny, and surprisingly tender, all while keeping the serial killer vibes alive and well. This book is not your typical romance ? it’s a wild, bloody, and utterly addictive ride. Sloan and Rowan are two rival serial killers who meet once a year for their “annual unaliving game” (yes, you read that right). What starts as a competition to see who can take out the most despicable targets quickly turns into a bizarre friendship, and then something much more. Their chemistry is amazing, and their banter is so sharp it could probably cut through bone (fitting, given their line of work). Watching their relationship evolve from rivals to friends to lovers is equal parts hilarious and heartwarming, even as they’re, you know, disposing of bodies. What makes this book stand out is its tone. Instead of being gloomy and gory, B&B leans into the absurdity of its premise. The interactions between Sloan and Rowan are so funny, with a dry, dark humor that keeps the story from ever feeling too heavy. Their dynamic is a perfect mix of playful rivalry and genuine connection, and you’ll find yourself rooting for them even as they’re plotting their next kill. The serial killer aspect is always present, but it’s woven into the story in a way that feels almost… charming? (Which is a sentence I never thought I’d write.) Now, let’s talk about the ice cream. Without spoiling anything, let’s just say this book will make you look at your favorite frozen treat in a whole new light. Consider this your official warning: if you love ice cream, you might need to take a break from it after reading this book. Trust me, you’ll understand when you get there. (And if you’re brave enough to eat ice cream while reading, well, you’re a stronger person than I am.)